Here here we go from japan to romeo
My flow is slow and it`s ya know my first time on radio
Now some say I`m foul, some say I`m wild
And that all might be true
But it did not happen overnight
So let me tell my tale to you
It started out when I was six just tellin` dirty jokes
My mother overheard and washed my mouth out with soap
Now as I grew I always knew what it was for me to do
Never front just be blunt and always tell the truth
Never fake, I never act like something that I`m not
Remember me I`m that foul mouthed kid that lived around your block
You thought that I was crazy like a dog chasin it`s tail
And by the time I turned of legal age I`d probably be in jail
In school my teachers thought I was just a foul mouthed freak
Now their yearly salary is what I make in just one week
So to thepeople who used to say u think u know it all
Maybe I do and maybe I don`t but right now I`m standin tall...
And u don`t know me
It`s funny how one kid can cause so much confusion
Parents should be happy I`m the dop their kids are using
Now some people think this business is all fame and glory
But there`s a flip side to that truth so let me kick my story
It took me oh so long to reach the point I`m at
Every time I take one stip forward they push me two steps back
I give an inch they take a mile some try to cramp my style
They try to diss they shoot they miss
I walk off with a smile
But time will pass and I`ll out last anyone who doubts me
And the booty naked truth is u don`t know s**t about me
So when I`m in your town to nearst mic please kindly show me
So u can see what`s really me and find out u don`t know me
`cause u don`t know me
Now u might wanna party man so here`s your party jam
Hey girly in that skirt I want u just like uncle sam
Let`s knock boots, let`s knock boots right down to the nitty gritty
With every drind `n every blink u seem to get more pretty
So out the bar straight to my car now what`s left to do
She was sayin I love u so I said yeah I love you to
(ha!)
Next day I awoke I almost choked
Who`s bringin me inside,
My head was ringin` heard people singin` "here comes the bride"
Thinkin just what was I drinkin as I looked around to see
The girl I met last night was at the alter waitin on me
Next thing I know I`m face to face with holy matrimony
Looked at that bitch and I quick screamin`
U don`t know me...she didn`t know me
Girls around this country think I`m nasty think I`m sexist
But they bought my first l.p.
U know-grits sandwiches for breakfast
Sayin ooh your this and oooh your that uh uh uh hold up cutie
What`s your favorite song off that l.p.
"ah, wax that booty"
A lesson taught, I know you thought my dirty raps were kinda funny
But close minded people thought I was only out to make money
But check on back `cause it`s a fact obscenity is no new thing
Remember chuck berry and when he sang my ding a ling
But for me I feel what I see and I say just what I feel
And in this world everything I see u know is all too real
Even though I don`t look the same `cause I cut off my flat top
I`ll always say just what I feel `cause that`s the real kid rock...
And u don`t know me.